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About Palmerston North

My fave part? When they hit that spot—ooh, neck or lower back—and I’m floatin’, thinkin’, “I’m a machine, I’m alive,” straight outta *Holy Motors*. It’s wild, messy, human—like me after 19 typos tryna text this to you! Haha, I’d say it’s better than sex, but nah, let’s not exaggerate—tho it’s close, fam! Sometimes I’m extra, wantin’ candles, music, the works—turn it into a damn ritual. Ever tried it with a partner? Whew, sparks fly, trust me.

Massage on Waterloo, Dannevirke, NZ

I offer a full body massage for those who seek a personal sensory touch that gives you a sense of life. I will make sure that you feel calm and comfortable in my company. Let’s relax while .

First off, I’m cruisin’ down High St, just vibin’, when I spot this massive snake slithering across the road. Like, what the heck? I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re gonna get squished!” So, I do my thing, right? I cast a little spell, and boom! The snake just freezes. I’m feelin’ like a wizard or somethin’. But then, outta nowhere, a car comes barreling down. I’m like, “Noooo!” I wave my hands, and the snake just... vanishes. Poof! Gone. I’m left standing there like an idiot, and the driver just stares at me. Awkward.

Dannevirke has wrapped up the junior rugby season for most of its players