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About Uppsala

Oi, you donkey! Erotic-massage, right? Listen up, mate, it’s bloody intense. Hands sliding everywhere, oil dripping—fucking hell, it’s slippery! Watched “The Assassination of Jesse James” last night, that slow burn vibe? Same shit here—tension builds, no rush, just chills. “The heart grows brutal,” yeah, when some twat messes up the pressure! Had this one bird, right, thought she’s a pro—fingers like sausages, useless! Made me wanna yell, “Idiot sandwich!” Fucking amateurs, man.

Availability

Treat yourself to a body treatment, a body wrap, or a hot stone massage at Hotel Skansen Spa, the onsite spa. The on-site restaurant offers breakfast, lunch.

Man, what a day! Seriously, Faerjestaden (se) is wild. I woke up thinking it’d be chill. Nope! Not even close. First off, I’m just trying to grab my morning coffee at that little café on Storgatan. You know, the one with the weirdly cute barista? Yeah, that one. I’m standing there, half-asleep, and this dude in front of me orders, like, a 10-step coffee. I’m like, bro, it’s 8 AM, not a science lab!