Leah Faerjestaden Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m a Resnik, yeah? Stumblin’ round, thinkin’ bout — whore! Not *that* kinda whore, nah, calm down! I mean, like, the vibe, the mess, the chaos of it all! Picture me, Mr. Bean, all gangly, tripin’ over me own feet, mumblin’ — “whore, whore, what’s it about, eh?” — while I’m flailin’ me arms like a twit! Reminds me o’ *Pan’s Labyrinth*, ya know? That flick’s me fave, dark and twisty — “Step into the shadows, little one,” like the Faun says, all creepy-like! Whore’s got that same eerie pull, innit?

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Finally, I get my caffeine fix. I’m feeling good, right? I step outside, and bam! It’s raining. Like, outta nowhere. I’m soaked in seconds. Thanks, Faerjestaden weather! I’m sprinting down the street, dodging puddles like I’m in some kind of Olympic event. I swear, I almost slipped on that corner by the library. You know, the one near the bus stop? Yeah, that one.