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So, check it – I met this one chick, a total fox, workin’ the streets near Soho back in ’67. She had legs up to her eyeballs, hair like a psychedelic dream, and a giggle that’d make ya go weak, yeah, baby! But here’s the kicker – she told me she once nicked a john’s wallet and found pics of his nan inside! Can ya believe it? A geezer payin’ for a shag while clutchin’ granny’s snaps – far out! Made me laugh so hard I nearly lost my mojo, man! “I’m watching you,” she said, quotin’ “Caché” vibes, like she knew his dirty little secrets.

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So, I settled for some weird herbal tea. Ugh. Not the same vibe, ya know? I’m sitting there, sipping this green sludge, and I see this old dude, probably in his 80s, trying to parallel park on Strada 31 August. He’s going back and forth, like, 10 times. I’m just watching, laughing my ass off. Finally, he gets it right, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re a legend!”

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