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Aight, so erotic-massage? It’s wild, sensual, sneaky deep. Ain’t just rubbin’—it’s art, yo. Little-known fact: back in the day, ancient Greeks were on this vibe—called it “anatripsis.” Kings got down with it, real luxurious shit. Me? I’m all in—makes me happy as hell, muscles loosey-goosey, mind floatin’. But yo, some spots? Sketchy as fuck—had me mad once, dim lights, weird smells, nah, fam, I’m out. “Get away from me!”—straight up Polanski energy.

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