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Oi, you donkey! Sexual-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, it’s a wild ride, innit? Not your average rub-down, nah—this shit’s got history! Ancient Greeks, them randy bastards, were all over it—called it “sensual healing” or some crap. Bet they didn’t have a clue what they started! Fast forward, it’s 2025, and I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—fuck me, it’s like *Children of Men* out there, “the world’s gone to shit,” and people still want a sexy knead? Hilarious!

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Meet Our Skilled Professionals Amy Amy, with over 20 years of massage experience in Singapore and Wanaka, now owns Hat Yai Thai Massage.

After that, I decided to stroll down to the lakefront. Lake Wanaka is just stunning, man. The water was like glass, reflecting the mountains. I’m standing there, taking it all in, when I see this family trying to take a selfie. They’re all huddled together, and the dad’s holding the camera way too high. I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna drop it!” And guess what? He drops it! Cracked screen and all. I couldn’t help but laugh. Sorry, not sorry!

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