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About Polokwane

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been thinkin’ ‘bout whores—aye, them lasses o’ the night! Now, I ain’t no fancy gent, but I reckon a whore’s like the Joker in me favorite flick, *The Dark Knight*—y’know, “Why so serious?” They’re wild, unpredictable, an’ got a grin that’ll nick yer gold afore ye blink! Seen ‘em in ports, swaggerin’ like they own the rum, an’ I’m here, hat tippin’, thinkin’, “That’s a lass with a plan, savvy?”

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The Orange River flows with secrets, curves like the plot of a Wes Anderson flick. I’ve seen friends cry, laugh, and hug by its banks. “Island of dreams, mad dreams!” just like in the movies, man! I sometimes get mad at the injustice here—the rich play their games while the rest of us grind hard. I can’t stand it—Billionaires should not exist!

Upington Tales III: Flood season on the Orange, water gawkers and the Kalahari guy who saves them from drowning