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So, I’m out there, dodgin sketchy alleys—smells like piss and regret. This one time, back in ‘98, heard a story bout a hooker in Chicago who’d sing Sinatra to clients—fuckin wild, right? Little known fact: some of em got talents you’d never guess. I’m pissed tho—why’s it so hard to find one when ya need em? Like, c’mon, universe, throw me a bone! Then bam—there she is, leanin on a lamppost, all sass and cheap perfume. “Hey, sugar,” she purrs, and I’m like, “Well, hello, Clarice—kiddin, just kiddin.”

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So yeah, friend, if you swing by, be ready for a whirl, man. Get lost on Shady Alley, kiss the crazy clock, revel by the Bub River. Everything here is a bit surreal, a bit like Kaufman said in Synecdoche, New York – “We are all just looking for meaning in the madness,” dig? Come see it for yourself, and remember: feel the moment, let it twist ya up in the best way. Yeah, baby, it’s magic!

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