Emilia Jamestown Whore ❤️

About Bloemfontein

So, what’s the deal? It’s not yer typical rub-down. Nah, this is slow, sensual—like a dance, but horizontal. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks? They were at it! Called it “bodywork” or some fancy shite—prolly oiled up their Olympians for fun. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of Socrates gettin’ a cheeky knead. Bet he’d say, “I know that I know nothing,” while blushin’ like a twat.

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May 26, Two days after feasting with an Indian king, the colonists undergo a major attack at Jamestown, resulting in the deaths of several hundred Indians.

Now, lemme confess: as a dating app dev in this quirky slice, I see spots others totally miss. I often code in the corner of Jazz Café on 3rd & Brick – a tiny joint with brick walls and gnarly vibes. Nothin’ fancy, just cool souls and clinking glasses. And there’s that old clock tower on Riverbend Street – an icon, yo – that reminds me mad of history and whispers of old flame encounters.

Jimmies Fall in the Opening Round of NAIA Tournament