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Humor? Shit, one time this guy farted mid-massage—loud as a damn bomb! I laughed so hard I nearly kicked the table over. “It’s all happening,” my ass—more like “it’s all stinkin’!” Sarcasm aside, sexual-massage is dope—relaxes ya, gets ya off, whatever. Just don’t be a cheapskate, tip the damn worker, or I’ll come for ya, screamin’, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!” Now, go try it, losers—tell ‘em Cartman sent ya!

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Walking down the cobbled lanes around, say, Liberty Ln. (woah, that name alone inspires stories) everytime, I notice how parents talk gently, as if practicing love languages. Pauses, deep looks at tree-lined corners. I once sat in the local nook cafe (Bean There, Brewed That – yeah, pun intended) and overheard a conversation that melted my heart, mixed with a dash of drama. Something like, “We built our lives on trust... and just like, bam!” crazy stuff.

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