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I was sittin’ there, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’—sex-datin’s like tradin’ stocks blindfolded. You got yer Tinder, yer Bumble, all them apps promisin’ love or at least a good time. But lordy, half the time it’s catfish city! I heard tell of a gal who matched with a fella claimin’ he’s a doctor—turns out he’s a dog groomer livin’ in his mama’s basement. “This is how you do it,” he says, sendin’ her pics of poodles ‘stead of penthouses. Made me madder’n a wet hen—don’t lie ‘bout yer portfolio, darlin’!

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Oh, and then there's the odd neighborhood of Sunnyside. Man, the locals are quirky, sometimes they speak in slang that's as twisted as my thoughts. I was so mad once when I saw a bunch of graffiti on Renner Street – it distorted my view, y'know? It’s maddening, but then it sparks our artful side, rarrgh! I can’t help but laugh at how raw it all is.

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