Lina Vredenburg Whore ❤️

About Cape Town

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ ‘bout this slag all day—whore’s a proper piece o’ work, innit? Like, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ me tea, watchin’ *There Will Be Blood*, and I’m like, “This tart’s got Daniel Plainview vibes!” Y’know, that ruthless git who’d sell his nan for a quid? Whore’s the same—sly, slinky, struttin’ about like she owns the bloody place. “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s her, nickin’ yer wallet while smilin’ all sweet-like. Cacklin’ at that, I am!

Vredenburg

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I must confess, I get feisty sometimes – err, like when the council doth plan to change our sacred park’s layout, pricking my heart with rage and nostalgia! But, mannn, isn't life full of contradictions? One minute thou art mad as hell, the next thou art laughing at the cosmos’ absurdity.

Vredenburg netballer off to Christchurch, New Zealand