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About Port Elizabeth

Argh! I’m ready! Me, SpongeBob, actuary extraordinaire, divin’ into sexual-massage like it’s a jellyfish jam! So, listen up, matey! Sexual-massage, it’s like, whoa, hands everywhere, slippin’ ‘n slidin’ with oils, makin’ ya feel like a Bikini Bottom bubble bath gone wild! I’m talkin’ ‘bout them sensual rubs, not yer average “oh my achin’ back” deal. It’s steamy, it’s sneaky, it’s got that vibe—like in *Fish Tank*, ya know, “You’re lovely, you’re lovely,” all intense and tangled up in feelin’s!

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The locals are a mix of old souls & energetic kids. I get chills on Sundays at the old Somerset Market on High St – crusty, yet heartwarming. Honestly, it makes me mad when some outsiders think it's just a sleepy town. Nah, it's got layers, like dreams. "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." There's real magic in our alleyways, like at Nevers Road in the back – a hidden mural spot, where time seems to twist like time in a spinning top.

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