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Sometimes it’s a laugh, tho. This one geezer I met, kept callin’ me “babe” like he’s in a romcom, an’ I’m thinkin’, “Mate, we’re just fuckin’, chill!” Had to ditch him—too clingy, like Olive in the movie clingin’ to Caden’s mess. “What are we doing here?” she’d say—ha, same, girl, same! Sex-dating’s s’posed to be easy, not a bloody soap opera.

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Oh, one more thing – my strolls by Newlands River. It's a tiny stream, not the mighty river, but it carries such character. I've seen couples, old timers, and even random skateboarding kids there. It's kinda like a live episode; you never know what you're gonna get.

Newlands is SA Schools’ Achilles heel once again