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What pisses me off? Folks judgin’ ‘em. Like, chill, they’re workin’! Harder’n you, sittin’ on yer couch. Git-R-Done, right? Ain’t glamorous—don’t kid yerself. Saw a doc once, girl said, “I’m meat on a hook.” Damn, that hit me. Ain’t funny, but true. Still, some of ‘em crack jokes—tough as nails. “I’m too old for this,” movie line fits perfect. They say it too, laughin’, smokin’, countin’ tips.

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