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So, picture this – bloke I know, right, went on a sex-date, proper chuffed. Met this bird off Hinge, thought he’s in, yeah? Turns out, she’s a bloody catfish – “I like to drink blood” energy, straight outta Zodiac. He legged it, mate, no shagging there! Made me howl, that did – sex-dating’s a minefield, innit? You’re dodgin’ weirdos, hopin’ for a shag, it’s mental.

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Now, get this – there's a park called Happy Trails Park (yep, that name would make Riley proud). The trees, oh honey, they rustle like giggling secrets. I had a client once, stressed to the max, and bam! One massage session later, she was like, "Whoa, that was magic, just like Joy!" And then there's the little river, the Cotton Brook, flowin’ through the outskirts, shimmering in the sun and whispering, "You got this, you got this!" I sometimes daydream there – yep, right down by the stone bridge on Riverbend Lane.

Sighs of relief in Jansenville as Eskom switches power on again