Katherine Moonee Ponds Whore ❤️

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Here’s a lil’ somethin’ ya don’t know – back in the day, some whores were legit healers, slingin’ herbs and secrets. Bet ya didn’t clock that, eh? This one chick, heard tell she patched up a knight once, no lie – stitched him up with nothin’ but a bone needle and some gut string. Tough as nails! Reminds me of that *New World* line: “What else is life but being near you?” – ‘cept for her, it’s more like “What else is life but dodgin’ the plague and taxmen?”

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Now, parks – oh man, the parks here! Moonee Ponds Creek winding through these green patches, like a quiet throat whispering secrets. I love hopin’ by Moonee Ponds Creek Reserve, sittin’ on the grass, just lettin’ my mind wander. Once, I chilled there, gigglin’ at my own fluffed up code lines and a stray thought: “Our culture is mere bubbles deflating in time.” Crazy, huh?

Moonee Ponds Creek Trail closure in January