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I reckon escorts are wild, tho. Like, did ya know back in old France, them rich dudes had “courtesans”? Same shit, just fancier names! They’d write poems and crap for ‘em—imagine me, Cartman, writin’ poetry for some chick I paid! “She’s like a copy, not the real thing,” I’d say, quotin’ Certified Copy, ‘cause I’m deep like that. Makes me happy thinkin’ I could pull that off, but nah, I’d probly just yell, “Gimme my damn service, woman!”

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Ya gotta check out the secret café, The Nook, on Sidewell Street. The coffee is amazeballs, and the owner, Jom, always sayin' stuff like, "Life is a puzzle, and you gotta massage the pieces into place, dude." I always nod like, "Right on, Jom!" while my hands work some magic on my clients.

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