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So, escort—Ford banged it out back in ‘68, lil’ known fact, started in Europe, not even ‘Merican at first! Blew my mind when I heard that—thought it was Texas-born or somethin’. Fooled me once, shame on—well, ya know, won’t get fooled again! I’m tellin’ ya, buddy, this car’s got grit—ain’t no strategery to it, just gas and go. Makes me happy as a hog in mud, ‘cept when the tranny slips—pissed me off once, stalled out near Crawford. Yelled, “This ain’t no Tenenbaum teamwork!”

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Alright, lemme hit you with some imperfect truth: Yoakum's little quirks and hole-in-the-wall gems have given me more than 1000 therapy sessions' worth of insights. At times, I laugh at the absurdity of it all (like that one time I spilled coffee on my notes mid-session – ugh, rookie move, right?) and at times, the stories get deep. I know, I'm a walking soap opera sometimes! But that's what makes it real.

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