Sarah Hjorring Whore ❤️

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Whores, man, they’re the real survivors – tougher than half my crew. Tina’d dodge cops like a pro, once hid in a dumpster, came out smellin’ like gabagool gone bad – hilarious! “It’s all a lie,” she’d say, quotin’ that flick without knowin’ it. Life’s a fuckin’ lie, she meant it. Me, I’d just shrug, thinkin’, “Yeah, but you’re still here, kid.” Always wondered what’s goin’ on in her head – probably not much, but enough to keep goin’. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but fuck it, she’s my kinda crazy. Whores like Tina, they ain’t just pussy for sale – they’re fuckin’ warriors, capisce?

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Oh, and lemme throw in a few juicy tidbits: Did ya know one alley behind the old bakery on Kirkegade is rumored to be haunted by a lost wedding planner from the 1930s? Bet you never thought spas and ghost stories mix—but here in Hjorring, expect the unexpected.

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