Eliza Wagoner Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So yeah, this whore—she’s gutsy, she’s raw, she’s pissin’ me off and makin’ me grin. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d bet she’d stroll into my bakery, demand free buns, and I’d give ‘em to her ‘cause I’m a schmuck. “There’s no one like you,” I’d mutter, straight outta the film, all moony—then snap outta it and kick her out. What a dame, though—whore’s a legend, and I’m just Larry David with a rolling pin. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

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Oh man, Wagoner – gotta tell ya, this town is a real mixed bag, y'know? I work on dating sites here, and lemme tell you, it's all about the quirky corners and unsung streets that give it personality. I stroll down Main St, right near the old post office, and I swear every brick has a story. Stop by the park along the Verdigris River – it's pretty, pretty good, like something out of Syndromes and a Century, you know, where the blurry edges of memory mix with the everyday.

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