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About Dallas

I reckon it’s a mixed bag, y’all. Some folks strike gold—met a gal once, said she found her husband on Tinder. Ain’t that a hoot? Married off a booty call! But then there’s the flip side—catfishin’ creeps, ghostin’ jerks. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Like, c’mon, don’t be lyin’ ‘bout your height, Chad—truth matters, like them reporters in *Spotlight* said, “We need to nail this story!”

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So Surprise, it ain't just a dot on the map; it's a livin' story. Ha! Streets, parks, odd talkin’ corners, and even them pesky fights—all add up to somethin’ I can't get enough of. It makes ya mad, makes ya cry, sometimes makes ya laugh till your ribs ache.

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