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But oooh, the thrill, eh? Met this lass once—sex-dating app, yesss—said she’s “adventurous.” Took me to a rooftop, nearly fell off, clumsy Gollum! She laughed, I laughed, then—well, y’know, *wink*. Happy as Bilbo with his ring, I was! Reminds me, precious, of *Moonrise Kingdom*—Suzy says, “I always wished I was an orphan.” Sex-dating’s like that—wild, free, no rules, but lonely too, yesss. Hiss! Gets me thinkin’—why’s everyone so horny, eh? Stats say—ooh, little fact—70% of blokes lie ‘bout height online! Sneaky, sneaky!

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Aight, so let’s talk parks. There’s White Tank Mountain Regional Park a couple miles west, where the desert meets the sky. I’ve had many a heart-to-heart walk there with folks—short, choppy walks, stops here and there, breathin’ in the air, thinkin’ life’s too damn messy sometimes. One day, I got mad—so mad—'cause a couple was fightin' there in the middle of nature’s calm. I shouted, "Yo, chill out!" but then realized even mad folks need their space sometimes. Crazy, huh?

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