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Oi, mate! Yeah, baby! I’m Austin Powers, shagadelic butcher by day, groovin’ lover by night! Sexual-massage, man, it’s the bee’s knees! Gets ya all tingly, like a proper ’60s rave. I’m talkin’ hands slidin’, oils drippin’, pure mojo risin’! Reminds me of *The Gleaners and I* – “to glean is to gather,” right? You’re gatherin’ vibes, baby, pickin’ up what’s left behind in yer tense lil’ bod!

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Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout neighborhood vibes. The Westside is somethin’ else—hipsters, artists, and even a few of us quirky sexologists strollin’ around. I hang out all the dang time near Westridge Park, a sprawling green patch filled with lazy dogs, noisy kids, and couples whisperin’ sweet nothings. I once caught a couple havin’ a heart-to-heart under the old oak tree. Made me smile, ya know? Crazy but sweet.

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