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So, picture this: some chick—or dude, whatever—struttin’ in heels, fake smile plastered on, actin’ like they’re livin’ the dream. Everybody lies, tho. They’re sellin’ a fantasy, not love, and clients? Ha! They’re buyin’ it, thinkin’ it’s real. Pisses me off—how dumb can ya be? But then, I get it. Loneliness sucks. Made me happy once, seein’ this escort I knew—let’s call her Jade—outsmart a sleazy john. She quoted him double, pocketed the cash, and ghosted. Savage.

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Oh, and the local quirks – Holy crap, they make me so mad sometimes. Like, the seagulls are always up in my face at the spa near Palm Drive – they think my clients are snacks! But hey, it keeps me on my toes. I mean, “don’t be afraid to be naked” moment from Before Sunset, if ya catch my drift – sometimes you just have to let it all out, right? wink wink

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