Victoria Pigeon Forge Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But ughhh, gets me steamed when jerks call her trash. Like, excuse me?! Whore’s got stories—deep ones! Heard she once tricked a rich crab outta his loot—hid it in a clamshell! Little known fact, swear on me spatula! She’s crafty, sneaky—makes me giggle like a jellyfish zap!

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I live on Smoky Mountain Dr – sounds chill, huh? – and every corner there makes me think of all the weird rendezvous and bad pickup lines I've helped set up. I can tell you, the skyline from there? Just epic. You can see the Great Smoky Mountains, which in summertime turn palest blue, and that vibe, man, it’s so intense. I mean, every threesome of trees seems to whisper secrets of the past. Like one time I sat in a dive bar off River Road, watchin’ the Smoky River glisten under crazy moonlight. I nearly bawled, odd moment, but sooo honest.

Moonshine Mountain Cookie Company is now serving baked goods and ice cream in Pigeon Forge