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I’d design it fab, tho – red velvet, neon signs, total slay. Maybe a lil tank with clownfish, ‘cause, duh, Nemo’s my boo. I’d be all, “Righteous, righteous!” when the vibes hit. But, like, the drama? Some dude tried sneaking out once – in 1800s Paris, true tea – hid in a barrel, got stuck! I’m screaming, “Bruh, you’re no Marlin, chill!”

Pharr, Texas

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By the time ye hit the shimmering waters of the Rio Grande, matty, that river be the lifeblood of the place. I’ve seen sunsets that’d set yer heart a-flutter – lights that dance like spirits on the breeze. And over there, down by Alamo Street, is where tha magic thickens – eateries, little shops, all buzzin’ with local color. I remember thinkin’, “I’m in a flick, mate,” just like in that fish tank drama.

Stretch of road in McAllen, Pharr ranks 41st most congested in Texas