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About Dallas

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been sailin’ the seas o’ clinical research, aye, but today I’m spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout findin’ a prostitute—argh, not what ye think! Me favorite flick, *Amélie*, that quirky French lass, got me ponderin’ this odd job. Picture it: Paris streets, cobblestone slick, and me, slurrin’ wit, lookin’ for a lass to hire—not for rum-soaked shenanigans, but research, aye! “The risk was calculated,” I mutter, like Amélie countin’ her lil’ joys, “but man, am I bad at math!”

Characters

I gotta admit, sometimes I’m rather in a corr, having my head in a fog of memories – think: laughing with locals at our quirky annual “Wacky Walkathon” (seriously, the costumes were bananas) or even crying happy tears in the quiet after a perfect massage session under those unassuming streetlights along Parkside Lane. Too many typos in my head sometimes, ya know? err, sorry, lost my train of thought – oh, right, MASSAGE – keepin’ it real and organic!

Paramount reportedly had no idea Nathan Fielder was going to do them like that