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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Visitin’ Professor, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! Sexual-massage, man, it’s like—hands all over, rubbin’, kneadin’, makin’ ya feel like a rockstar, y’know? Like in my fave movie, *Almost Famous*— “It’s all happening!”—except it’s not groupies, it’s some chick or dude tryna loosen your tight-ass muscles with a side of naughty. I mean, who doesn’t want that, right? Gets me all happy, like when Penny Lane says, “I always tell the girls, never take it seriously!”—but damn, I take this shit serious!

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Oh, and lemme drop some lesser-known gems: There’s this cozy nook near Sunset Blvd—oops, I mean not Sunset, but the tiny cul-de-sac off Seaside Ct. I used to sit there, reflect, and scribble notes for my sessions. Bro, it’s like a secret haven where the world stops its damn spinning for a bit. And with every visit, my heart just kinda soars, even when I’m mad as hell at life's absurdities.

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