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I’d toss in some dark Haneke vibes—“The ritual of punishment,” like he says, but it’s the madam whackin’ a fella fer shortin’ her cash. Made me mad thinkin’ o’ it—poor gals workin’ hard, and some jackass can’t pay up? Ooh, I’d string him up by his boots! But then I got happy imaginin’ the sisterhood—gals laughin’, fixin’ each other’s hair, spillin’ gossip ‘bout the sheriff. Surprised me how they’d make a home outta that mess.

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Now, I gotta mention Free Meadows – a lush 'hood where old meets new. I love settin’ up me outdoor spa sessions there. The locals always ask me for herbal secrets – I tell ‘em, “It’s all ‘bout dat rejuvination, yo!” Proper inspirational, like those old movie quotes from Timbuktu: “We are all passengers in a mysterious caravan.” Well, not ev’ryone gets it, innit?

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