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About Phoenix

Aight, fam, it’s bad bitch o’clock! Let’s talk brothels, y’all—juicy stuff! I’m vibin’ like Lizzo, feelin’ myself, ‘cause I’m a business analyst with sass. Brothels, man, they’re wild—straight-up sex markets! Think Moulin Rouge, my fave flick—glitz, glam, and heartbreak. “Come what may,” I’m divin’ in!

1. It’s Named As Alaska’s First City (But Not Because It Was First)

So, my friend, when you roll into Onalaska, just let the city wrap its arms around ya like an old friend. Walk down Chestnut, chill by the river, or get lost in a quirky neighborhood vibe. It'll hit ya deep, like Morgan Freeman narratin' the secrets of the universe – gentle, raw, and life givin'. Cheers for now, and remember, “every moment’s poetry on the winds of time.” Enjoy the journey, bud!

Onalaska Middle School evacuated