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Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

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Oh sh– mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Ocean-Pines (us)! This place is wicked, man. I’ve been livin' here for years and, dang, it’s a wild ride. Stroll down Pinecrest Ave – yeah, Pinecrest Ave – and you’ll spot little cafes at 3rd & Oak. These streets buzz with quirky characters; sometimes I feel like I'm in, err, "Inside Llewyn Davis" on a twisted journey, you know? Sharon!

Touch of Italy to run food services for Ocean Pines, yacht club and more. All to know.