Brooklyn Mountainside Whore ❤️

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So, whore – been around forever, right? Oldest job, they say, older than dirt! Back in Babylon, whores had temples, fancy that! Priestesses bangin’ for the gods – sacred stuff, not just filth. Made me laugh, tho, thinkin’ of some crusty old king goin’, “Yeah, it’s for religion, lads!” Happy surprise, that was – history’s wild, innit?

(A naked woman on a mountainside being climbed by mountaineers while the moon looks on (collage))

Man, I loved walking down Crestview Road – the vibe there is incredible, awesomely vibrant. The Parks? Oh boy, there's Boulder Park. It's huge, lush, and each time I stroll there, it reminds me of Mulholland Drive – "I’m awake now," kinda feeling when everything comes alive. The river, Riverbend, is pure magic. Flowing right by the old Mill District; I remember once, sitting there at dusk, feeling everything was golden.

Mountainside Recreation Department Announces Bouquet-Making Event