Megan Minnetrista Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Fun fact—did ya know Shakespeare threw “whore” around like confetti? Over 100 times in his plays! Guy was obsessed. Makes me wanna yell, “Keep swimmin’, you old perv!” Like Nemo’s dad, chasin’ drama across the ocean. I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ about it—some Elizabethan dude callin’ his ex a whore while cryin’ into his ale. Pathetic, but relatable, ya know?

Who is “Our Minnetrista?”

Minnetrista · Arvin · Wantagh · Nanakuli · Duluth · Horseheads · Roanoke · San-Juan Whore Fallbrook Ada · Whore New Castle Ashley · United States · Prostitute.

Street oddity? Check out Braidway, where street musicians and bold artists mingle with lovers and light-hearted vagrants. I always joke, “You merely adopted the dark!” Every night there feels like an impromptu performance piece, live and authentic as hell. And yeah, there's some 19typos, 19 stumbles in my brain – I’ll count 'em: 1) lovin, 2) misht, 3) probly, 4) defintly, 5) rauc, 6) grime, 7) kinda, 8) crazy, 9) whateva, 10) spazz, 11) funn, 12) heat, 13) glimmer, 14) angst, 15) jumble, 16) rabid, 17) flux, 18) nutty, 19) fuzzy – cuz I'm in a hurry, feel me?

Get Up and Grow: Minnetrista Orchard Shop's cider tradition continues