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Me, I’d rather watch that flick again – “Listen, you’re no good at this!” – than pay some twat to knead me bits. Did ya know, back in Victorian times, docs used “massage” to “cure” women’s “hysteria”? Fuckin’ mental, right? Just vibrator prototypes, mate, true story! Makes me angry – all them posh gits pretendin’ it’s medicine. Nowadays, it’s all “tantric” this, “sensual” that – load of wank! Bet they’re chargin’ 50 quid for a rub that’s shite.

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I gotta mention Westbrook Park. It’s small, kinda hidden, and perfect for late-night walks. My mind wanders there big time while I’m chilling after a long day at the parlor. I see reflections of stars in the pond and think, “Here’s the new world, just outta time.” And near the park, there's that creek – the little Merrimac River – babbling, whispering secrets. I swear it sounds like it’s gossiping about the neighbors.

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