Bella Lithia Springs Whore ❤️

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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all ‘bout this thang called “whore” – now, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout no street walker, naw, I mean the *concept*, honey! It’s a word that’s been slung ‘round like a wet fish in “Finding Nemo” – you know, my fave flick! “Just keep swimmin’,” that’s what Dory’d say, but some folks out here drownin’ in judgment callin’ somebody a whore. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my sweet tea, thinkin’ – who even decides that? Back in the day, Russian science folks – them fancy-pants with their “nomenclature of specialties” – they’d prob’ly say it’s a social behavior study or some mess. Hmph! Madea don’t need no PhD to see it’s just folks bein’ messy.

Business is bubbling again as lithium-water drinkers swear by its healing powers.

So, if you visit, be ready to laugh, get pissed, and cry over the absurdity of it all. Just keep in mind: life here is a wild, messy script. And trust me, in this town, every code and every conversation is as unpredictable as a faulty circuit board. Enjoy the damn ride, even if it makes you scream “I hate everything” every darn minute.

Lithia Springs senior first to get diploma at Legacy Arena