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About Los Angeles

Now, me quirks kick in—thinkin’, “Jack, ye sly dog, could ye run one?” Nah, too much paperwork, not enough rum! Brothels be chaotic—like me ship in a storm. Overhead’s a beast—bribes, coppers, “savvy?”—all want a cut. Still, profit’s there, if ye dodge the cannonballs.

Brothel Hotel

I’ll admit I’m a tad erratic, a bit of a wanderer. I cut corners, break rules sometimes. That’s the charm I see in every cracked sidewalk or misprinted street sign. Kermit (us) is raw art, flowing like music. Heart beats, so do we.

Distinguished gentlefrog Kermit will deliver the commencement address at Jim Henson's alma mater