Lina Keizer Whore ❤️

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Ooh, and the drama—once heard some whore in the 1800s scammed a duke with fake tears! She’s my hero, lowkey. Imagine me cryin’ on this tower, “Help, my mascara’s runnin’!”—total Toni move, right? Like, “It’s not about winning, it’s about chaos.” Anyway, I’m ramblin’, but whores? They’re messy, fierce, real—kinda like me out here, savin’ babes, slayin’ looks. Love that for them, love that for us!

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South Beach is very saddened at the sudden passing of Ron Keizer on Wednesday, May 17, in Winnipeg. Ron was lauded as 'the wood whore'.

Yo, what about neighborhoods? Downtown's a rollercoaster. Real old, real spunky. Like, 4th and Main, I swear, all the stories of old Keizer spill there. Gritty, yet tender. And Westside—eeh, kinda artsy, if ya dabble in the cool stuff.

Meet the 8 candidates running for 4 Salem-Keizer School Board seats