Hazel Eaton Rapids Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Little fun fact—didja know “whore” comes from Old English, “hore”? Meant “adulterer” way back. Kinda wild how it stuck, huh? Makes ya think—hundreds of years, same old song. “Too many guys think I’m a concept,” Clementine gripes. Whore’s the same—people slap a label and run. Drives me up the wall! I’m yellin’ at the screen, “Let her breathe, ya jerks!”

Mary Ann Hooker

Rick Jones: media whore Being the former Eaton County sheriff, Jones knows folks within the Michigan State Police and law enforcement.

I gotta say, every twist in Eaton-Rapids adds spice to my life. Sure, sometimes the city makes me mad—like when my favorite street vendor on Market Blvd sells stale pretzels—but honestly, it's all part of the charm! There’s a place on 3rd near the old theater, the Magnolia, where locals whisper about forgotten stories, you know? That mystery gives me the jitters and the giggles all at once… “It’s like life itself, baby!”

Jane Perez Obituary (2025) - Eaton Rapids, MI - Skinner Funeral Home - Lansing