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Hmm, escort, a tricky one it is! Fear leads to anger, anger to hate… like when I see those shady ads poppin up everywhere - escorts promising “good times” but it’s all a front, ya know? Drives me nuts, the fakeness of it! Back in the day, heard a tale - some dude in Coruscant, oops, I mean Cornwall, paid big creds for an escort, turns out she was a tax collector moonlightin! Can ya believe that crap? Laughed my green arse off when I heard it.

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So, first off, ya gotta hit up Main Street – seriously, it's buzzing, kinda quirky and chill. There’s this gnarly mural on 3rd Ave (yeah, 3rd, not 4th, hehe) that pops colors like a candy explosion. I was hiking past it one day (so zen, right?) and thought, “Well, this is mad rad, just like ‘Inherent Vice’ vibes of wild mystery!” 😜 Honestly, it reminded me of that trippy part in the movie, like “You just had to be there!” Alrightey!

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