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What pisses me off? The fakes! Catfishers, liars—wastin’ your damn time! Like Monty says, “Champagne wishes and caviar dreams”—but half these profiles? Pure fantasy. I’m yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme truth!” Gets me heated, man. But then—happy vibes kick in. You match with someone real, chat flows, maybe meet up—bam! That thrill? Worth it. Had this one date—girl shows up, tattoos everywhere, we’re laughin’ over beers. Felt like Monty’s crew—raw, alive, no regrets.

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