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Hey buddy, so I’m an actuary, right? Crunchin’ numbers, livin’ wild, and guess what - I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores today! Yep, that’s right, whores! Like, not the judgy way, but real talk. My fave movie’s *Spirited Away*, you know, that Miyazaki magic, and it’s got me thinkin’ - whores are kinda like Chihiro, lost in a weird world, figurin’ shit out. “No face, no name, no problem!” - that’s what she said! Haha, get it?

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I mean, no joke, my spa’s like my safe space in a damn jungle of concrete. Walkin’ past Parkview’s little pond, I think—damn, nature’s alive here too. The city’s river, Slipstream Creek, snakes through downtown. You never know what you’ll see: joggers, old timers, lost thoughts. I'm proud, I guess. But damn, tensions rise sometimes—like that one day near Elm and 3rd, when stupid potholes made me mad as hell. Crazy times, man.

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