Paisley Driemanspolder Whore ❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

So, this whore – swear she’s got stories, man! Heard she once conned some rich jerk outta his Rolex, traded it for a burger – a BURGER! That’s ballsy, right? Makes me happy, thinkin bout her chompin down, laughin. Little known fact: word is, she’s got a tat of a sparrow on her ankle, from some sailor she ditched in ‘03. Ain’t that wild? D’oh! She’s a freakin legend, prolly broke hearts from here to Springfield.

Genieten van het water

In een natuurgebied vlak bij Leidschendam, de Nieuwe Driemanspolder, streek ons groepje fotomaatjes neer. Het gebied is ooit ontstaan door turfwinning, waardoor er steeds grotere .

So I get to my first gig at a community center on De Laan. It’s packed with people. I’m talking a full house. Everyone’s buzzing, and I’m like, “Alright, let’s do this!” But then, I realize the speaker is a total bore. I mean, come on! I’m trying to keep the energy up, but this guy is droning on about... I don’t even know. Something about local history? Yawn.