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Little fact fer ya – some escorts, they’re old as dirt, like 50, 60! Shocked me rotten, thought it’s all young chicks. Nope, grannies out there bangin’ for cash – wild, huh? Saw one profile, “Mature vixen,” she called herself, probly smells like mothballs n’ regret. Made me giggle, then gag – nasty!

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There's the park—uh, what’s it called... Pine Hill Park! Yeah, there, you can see the river, the Boardman Creek, tricklin’ along, sometimes over rocks that look slicker than a politician’s promise, haha! The creek sometimes get so wild, just like my thoughts when I'm tryin' to remember all the street names I gotta tell ya—oh shoot, another day! But for real: there’s also that hidden garden near Maple and 3rd, real secret spot where the sun sets all pretty, kinda like that magic realism in Certified Copy, “Life is just a series of copies... but the original’s in your heart.”

Resetar’s first-career no-hitter carries Boardman past JFK