Skylar Bernalillo Whore ❤️❤️

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Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

Recent locations

There are 's of whores located all over Bernalillo County. They come in in a variety of types: fat/thin, tall/small, asian/latin, etc.

Gotta say, I'm sometimes mad when crowds block my favorite spots. Dude, I just wanna soak in the calm! But even then, those moments remind me of how this city, with its slow winding roads and edgy little corners, is totally fascinatng (oops, one more typo!) And oh, sometimes it makes my heart go “Woooo!” like when an artist starts painting by the fountain on Spruce, and it feels just as magical as in Inside Out.

Former Bernalillo County clerk accused of ethics violation with new job