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I tried it once—don’t tell Homer! Matched this guy, “Brad,” real smooth talker. Said he’d “caress my soul”—pfft, yeah right! Met up, he smelled like old socks. Total letdown, I was pissed! “Love is patience,” Haneke whispers in my head. Patience my ass—sex-dating’s a speed race!

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So, I roll outta bed, still half-asleep, and head out. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be lit!” But then, boom! I step outside, and it’s like the universe flipped a switch. First thing I see? A cat. A fat, fluffy cat just chillin’ on the sidewalk. I’m like, “Dude, you own this street now?”