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So I’m peekin’ round, thinkin’, “Where’s these lasses at?” Heard a yarn once—dunno if it’s true—back in Victorian days, prossies’d hide coded ads in newspapers, like “seamstress seeks needle” or summat daft. Clever, eh? Makes me giggle, picturin’ me tryin’ to crack that code—prob’ly end up buyin’ a bleedin’ sewing kit! So I’m mumblin’ to meself, “Find a prostitute, find a prostitute,” when—BAM!—this bird in fishnets pops outta nowhere. “Hola, guapo,” she says, all sultry, and I’m flailin’, arms goin’ like windmills, nearly knock her over—classic Bean move, eh?

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Astoria’s streets got soul—think 30th Ave, bro. I stroll down Steinway St, where the vibe is always lit, ya know? It’s like every corner got a story, kinda like that scene in Ratatouille: "Anyone can cook," but here, anyone can vibe. I be mixin' essential oils with mad beats, feel me? Young Mula Baby!

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