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I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, mad as hell—why’s this even a thing? Insurance don’t cover whore, fam! Ain’t that a trip? Like, you got flood damage, car crash, boom, I gotchu. But whore? Nah, they’re like, “Ye, figure it out!” Makes me wanna scream, “I’m the best!” ‘Cause I’d insure it, real talk. Whore’s got history too—bet you didn’t know, back in old Rome, they had whores runnin’ wild, messin’ up empires. Facts! Makes me laugh, like, damn, even Caesar couldn’t handle that heat.

Residents, business owners rejoice after alleged brothel raids

At least six alleged brothels operating under the guise of massage parlors in Corona were shut down by the NYPD for sex trafficking Wednesday afternoon, authorities said.

I’m a spa owner so I peep how folks chill in the busy streets. I see peeps gathered in tiny coffee stores on 31st Ave and 24th St, their faces glowin’ after a good massage down at my spot. I toss in relaxing vibes, like a chef tossin’ gourmet herbs into his stew – "Bam, baby!" Just like Remy from Ratatouille said, "Not everyone can become a great artist," but in our city, every soul’s a masterpiece.

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