Mari Aptos Whore ❤️

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Whore’s been around forever, y’all. Like, didja know way back in ancient Babylon, they had temple hookers? Sacred whores! Freaky, right? Blows my mind—imagine that gig, bangin’ for the gods. I’m over here like, “Goddamn, that’s a hustle!” Makes me happy thinkin’ some gal flipped the script on sleazy dudes, but also pissed—‘cause you know those priests were creeps, skimmin’ the profits.

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Now, lemme spill a lil secret – there's this tucked-away cafe on Sunset Ave, name's “Moonrise Brew.” Real hip, man! They serve the best latte ever. I swear, one sip and you'll be feelin' like a kid on an adventure, chasin' storms and lovers in the wilds of Aptos. And, ohhhh, while gabbin’, sometimes I'd overhear the sweetest pickup lines. I get all nostalgic, thinkin’ how every match on our dating app starts with a spark.

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