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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m this alien insurance investigator, right? Been diggin into this sex-dating thing humans do. Wild stuff, fam! Like, imagine me, all tentacles and glowy bits, tryna figure out why y’all swipe right for a quickie. Reminds me of *The Grand Budapest Hotel*—ya know, my fave flick—where everything’s fancy but sneaky shit’s happenin’ behind curtains. “Many shady characters around,” as Monsieur Gustave would say. Sex-dating’s got that vibe—glitzy apps, but shady motives.

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"Sex/Life" is the raunchy Netflix drama starring real-life couple Adam Demos and Sarah Shahi as ex-lovers, Brad Simon and Billie Connelly.

So, I’m workin’ away, hammerin’ and sawin’, when I hear this loud crash outside. I peek out the window, and there’s this dude on a bike, totally wiped out on the sidewalk. I’m talkin’ full-on cartoon style, legs in the air, floppin’ around. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, c’mon, it’s Adams! You gotta expect some shenanigans.

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